We’ve found the secret to eternal peace, and it’s printed right here. The "How to Avoid Stress: I Don’t Go to Work" tee is the official uniform for those who prioritize inner zen over the daily grind. It's a hilarious, yet profound, statement for everyone who's ever fantasized about trading their commute for a nap.

This shirt is for the individual whose True Style is simply living life on their own terms—whether those terms involve retirement, a long vacation, or just a really good sick day.

At TiTi Tee, we craft shirts that support your decisions, especially the questionable ones. This tee ensures your pursuit of stress-free living is done in absolute comfort.

• Fabric: Constructed from a premium, ultra-soft cotton-poly blend, designed to feel like your favorite worn-in vintage tee from day one. It's breathable and lightweight, ideal for lounging or a casual escape from reality.

• Fit & Vibe: Featuring our relaxed Modern Unisex Fit, this shirt is perfect for maximizing comfort during weekends, holidays, or any day dedicated to personal relaxation. Its effortless look aligns perfectly with your "no-stress" lifestyle.

• The Statement: This graphic is an instant office icebreaker (for those days you do show up) and a relatable rallying cry for everyone suffering from 9-to-5 fatigue. It’s the wittiest way to celebrate your freedom without uttering a single word.

Who is this Tee for?

A perfect gift for your burnt-out co-worker, the friend planning an early retirement, or anyone who deeply understands that the best form of self-care is sometimes just not going.

TiTi Tee: Avoiding Stress, Always in Style.