Tired of petty gossip? Let your shirt do the necessary heavy lifting. The “Before You Talk Bad About Me I Would Like to Tell You That I Love Funerals” tee is the ultimate statement in savage, boundary-pushing humor—a polite, yet chilling reminder to think twice before crossing you.

This is a signature TiTi Tee design: subtle in its premium quality, explosive in its message. It's perfect for the fearless personality whose True Style comes with a wicked sense of wit.

Comfort for the Fearless

You need a soft landing when you're delivering such a hard-hitting joke. This tee combines high quality with a design that ensures you're comfortable while you're shocking and amusing everyone around you.

• Fabric: Made with a premium, smooth, ring-spun cotton blend that feels substantial and breathable. It’s built for durability, ensuring your message lasts longer than your frenemies' latest rumor.

• Fit & Function: Features our relaxed Modern Unisex Fit, offering effortless comfort and a great look for everyday casual wear. It’s the perfect shirt for any setting where a little dark humor is appreciated.

• The Statement: This graphic is a hilarious, instant conversation-detonator. It’s the wittiest, most memorable way to shut down critics and show the world that your patience—and your humor—are both razor-sharp.

Who is this Tee for?

A mandatory purchase for lovers of sarcasm, dark comedy, and savage comebacks. This makes an unforgettable gift for the friend or sibling who takes immense pride in their no-nonsense attitude.