If you’ve ever stared blankly mid-conversation and wondered where your consciousness went, this is your official uniform. The “Not Only Does My Mind Wander, Sometimes It Fcks Off Completely” tee is the ultimate declaration of scattered brilliance and a hilarious confession for the beautifully distracted.

This shirt is for the individual whose True Style is honest, self-aware, and completely unapologetic for the empty space between thoughts.

When your brain takes a spontaneous vacation, your body deserves maximum comfort. This tee is engineered to be as soft and easy to wear as the moment you realize you’ve been staring at the wall for five minutes.

• Fabric: Crafted from a premium, ultra-soft, breathable cotton blend designed for ultimate, all-day comfort. It’s the perfect fabric for zoning out at work or relaxing with friends.
• Fit & Function: Features our relaxed Modern Unisex Fit, ensuring an effortless look that pairs perfectly with your current level of mental engagement. The comfortable fit allows you to drift off in style.
• The Statement: This graphic is an instant, universally relatable conversation starter. It’s the wittiest way to acknowledge your fleeting attention span and bond with everyone else whose thoughts have signed off early for the day.

Who is this Tee for?
A mandatory purchase for friends, coworkers, or anyone who frequently drifts off mid-thought. This makes a perfect, funny gift for the person whose mind is always somewhere more