Courtesy and contemplation are key. The “I Was Taught to Think Before I Act, So When I Slap the Stupid Outta You Just Know I Thought About It First” tee is the ultimate declaration of calm, calculated sass—a hilarious promise that any action taken is fully justified by logic.

This shirt is for the astute individual whose True Style is commanding respect by demonstrating both impeccable manners and a zero-tolerance policy for foolishness.

Delivering this level of savage humor requires maximum comfort. This tee is designed to be as soft and durable as your patience is not.

• Fabric: Made with a premium, smooth, breathable cotton blend that feels lightweight and fantastic against the skin. It’s the ideal uniform for maintaining a cool exterior while internal thoughts are running hot.
• Fit & Function: Features our relaxed Modern Unisex Fit, ensuring effortless style for daily wear. It's comfortable, non-restrictive, and perfect for when you need to quickly raise an arm (for any reason).
• The Statement: This graphic is a bold, instant attitude adjuster and a certified conversation starter. It’s the most stylish and self-aware way to deliver a warning, proving that sarcasm is always the best defense.

Who is this Tee for?

A must-have for those who mix their sarcasm with style. This makes a wonderfully wicked gift for friends, siblings, or anyone who deeply values both thinking before acting and having a good laugh.