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I’m Awake But If You’re Expecting Bright Eyed and Bushy Tailed Go Catch a Squirrel

I’m Awake But If You’re Expecting Bright Eyed and Bushy Tailed Go Catch a Squirrel

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If your default morning state is "barely functional," this is your new uniform. The “I’m Awake But If You’re Expecting Bright Eyed and Bushy Tailed Go Catch a Squirrel” tee is the ultimate, hilarious disclaimer for everyone running on fumes and caffeine.

This shirt is for the person whose True Style is honest, sarcastic, and completely unwilling to fake morning enthusiasm.

We believe the first few hours of the day demand maximum softness. This tee is engineered for those slow, grumpy starts, ensuring you're comfortable while you wait for the coffee to kick in.

  • Fabric: Crafted from a premium, smooth, breathable cotton blend that feels lightweight and cozy. It’s the perfect fabric to wear while you contemplate the sheer effort of existing before noon.
  • Fit & Function: Features our relaxed Modern Unisex Fit, ideal for both slumping on the sofa and running that necessary coffee errand. The effortless style matches your current level of energy perfectly.
  • The Statement: This graphic is an instant, universally relatable piece of morning humor. It serves as the wittiest, most effective early warning system, letting everyone know your expectations for human interaction are currently very low.

Who is this Tee for?

A mandatory purchase for night owls, chronic grumps, and anyone whose first true love is coffee. This makes a perfect, funny gift for friends, siblings, or that coworker you never speak to before 10 AM.

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Fan Favorite FAQ's

Where are you located?

TiTi Tee is a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We want to help music lovers groove all over the world. Shipping rates will vary depending on where you are, so be sure to check the shipping policy [here] for details.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's exciting musical journey.

What size would fit me best?

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our products, ensuring you feel the rhythm in every thread. The exact materials will vary depending on the item, but you'll find all the nitty-gritty details on each product page, like the perfect notes in your favorite song.